"Ultimate Mustache Fighter" on Jimmy Fallon's show TONITE!

NBC’s Late Night with Jimmy Fallon stages another "Ultimate Mustache Fighter" installment with referee Dan Miragliotta keeping it legit. As folks may remember, Dr. Phil's mustache took on '80s John Oates' mustache in an epic bout that spun out of control when the legendary 'staches of Larry Bird and Julius Erving crashed the party! The next fight card promises to have lots of mayhem!

UPDATE: Watch the hilarious video over at Hulu.

Top 10 Mustache Products

Stacheforge is delighted to have found a list of ten excellent mustache-themed products. The products are varied, but the car stache is a very sweet item. Why is it so stupid looking, though? Why not a big, realistic, million-dollar mustache?

Scott Kempf, Germany

Nice stache, Scott! Notice how much more awesome Scott looks cooling off his coffee while wearing a smart-looking, tight-trimmed mustache! Some sideburns never hurt, but Scott knows that on Stacheforge, there are no beards allowed!

Eduardo Rivera, Las Vegas, Nevada

Nice stache, Eduardo! Wow, you are so money, and you don't even know it. And if you are money, then that mustache is positively a fortune! Eduardo says he grew this mustache to celebrate World Cup 2010, starting it with the opening games and shaving it after the final whistle. We say that the universe weeps for losing such a stunning stache!

Joel Hassenzahl, Madison WI

Nice stache, Joel! Reportedly Joel spent some time camping and, when he returned, couldn't quite bear to shave off all of his whiskers.

10 Mustache Styles That Must Be Stopped

An article on Cracked.com presents a rather negative opinion of mustaches, which obviously comes directly out of deep-seated jealousy on the part of the author:

The moustache is a style that has sadly been relegated to antiquity: It is a quaint, often goofy relic that’s looked upon with derision in the modern world, when it is looked upon at all. So of course, it’s time for the insufferable hipsters to ironically bring it back. A moustache is supposed to be a courtesy; it’s there to tell the world “there’s something wrong with my face. Here’s something else to look at, friend.” But these days it’s just telling the world “there’s something wrong with my personality, look at me.”

"Best Moustache" in 2010 Goes to Huge Handlebar

The winner of Best Moustache in the inaugural National Beard and Moustache Championships went to a San Francisco Bay area man with a handlebar moustache so long it could probably be used as a set of handlebars on a bike.