Nice stache, Michael! This suave lip fuzz works in New York City during the day, but commutes back home to Jersey City at night. It enjoys long walks on the beach, cold winters in New Hampshire, sliding across basement floors, and participating in Movember, where it is on the College Humor team. This nasal shadow was nicknamed "the Dirty Sanchez" by its friends, but its true name is "Merkin". Although it is not technically a merkin, the simile is obvious.Merkin is worn proudly by Michael Trapp, shown in this photo with the reaction had by most people when confronted with such manly nostril roots: utter awe that such a beautiful thing could exist in this flawed universe in which we all toil. There is no word on whether Merkin will survive after Movember.
