10 Mustache Styles That Must Be Stopped

An article on Cracked.com presents a rather negative opinion of mustaches, which obviously comes directly out of deep-seated jealousy on the part of the author:

The moustache is a style that has sadly been relegated to antiquity: It is a quaint, often goofy relic that’s looked upon with derision in the modern world, when it is looked upon at all. So of course, it’s time for the insufferable hipsters to ironically bring it back. A moustache is supposed to be a courtesy; it’s there to tell the world “there’s something wrong with my face. Here’s something else to look at, friend.” But these days it’s just telling the world “there’s something wrong with my personality, look at me.”