Ian Anderson, Madison, WI

Nice stache, Ian! Not all mustaches are created equal, and not all men exhibit equal enthusiasm for their mustaches. Here at Stacheforge, our opinion is that all mustaches have a right to life, and each one should be loved by its father. Just because a mustache isn't the first one picked for dodgeball, or doesn't get straight-A's, doesn't mean it deserves any less respect or validation as a legitimate lip covering. Let's all hope that Ian looks so sad because the stubble on the rest of his face detracts from what could be a perfectly respectable stache.