We here at Stacheforge approve of the pact, no matter how it was conceived, because it caused Jerry's beard to turn into Jerry's mustache. Sure, his beard was okay for a beard, but like the statue David emerging from a block of Michelangelo's marble, Jerry's awe-inspiring bright-white lipfrost emerged from the beard. Marshall's traded in a substantial facial drape for a much more refined and understated mouthliner, each of which have been meticulously sculpted and look great. Remember, the worth of a mustache is not counted in whiskers.
Jerry and Marshall join the ranks of other great men who have worn this distinctive style of facial hair, including John Waters, Vincent Price, Prince, Wayne Newton, and Sean Penn.
Both are smiling more richly in the after photo.
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