It is with enormous sadness that Stacheforge acknowledges the passing of Lynn Hauldren, spokesman for the Empire flooring company. Although Lynn is most widely known as "The Empire Man", Stacheforge readers will remember him for having an awesome mustache. Rest in peace, Mr. Hauldren.
Thursday, April 28, 2011
Lynn Hauldren, RIP
It is with enormous sadness that Stacheforge acknowledges the passing of Lynn Hauldren, spokesman for the Empire flooring company. Although Lynn is most widely known as "The Empire Man", Stacheforge readers will remember him for having an awesome mustache. Rest in peace, Mr. Hauldren.
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
India's love affair with the mustache
Mo, tash, ‘stache, lip caterpillar, slug, even snickering cockroaches (as a pitiful poet once called Stalin’s). Call it what you will, the mustache comes with a fair dollop of history -- and mirth -- wherever it grows. From Magnum PI-styled symbol of virility to Borat-esque nose-tickler, the mustache shouts "pride" louder than most hairstyles. And nowhere is man's dedication to the hirsute upper lip more apparent than in India.
Monday, April 25, 2011
Announcement: Stacheforge Purchased By Logic Masons, LLC of Madison, WI
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Logic Masons LLC Acquires Stacheforge.com For Undisclosed Sum
MADISON, Wi, April 25, 2011 - Logic Masons LLC of Madison, WI announced today that it has agreed to acquire Stacheforge.com, the world's leading online mustache gallery, for an undisclosed sum of cash and stock options. Following the acquisition, Logic Masons will assume complete editorial control over Stacheforge.
The acquisition combines one of the largest and fastest growing online mustache destinations with Logic Mason's expertise in developing web properties for maximum exposure and monetization. The new leadership will focus on growing the Stacheforge brand, bringing Stacheforge to new markets, and being generally stachetastic.
"Stacheforge.com has grown into the number-one website for men with sweet, sweet lipcovers" said Logic Masons in a statement early Monday afternoon. "Stacheforge will complement our mission to feature mustaches that are worthy of public attention."
The value of the acquisition was not released, but some analysts estimate that it could be as high as $5-$6 million in combined stock and cash. Stacheforge.com joins a growing family of web properties controlled by Logic Masons.
Former editor-in-chief Nicholas Keene will stay on at Stacheforge, continuing to be the public face of the website. Comments and questions can be submitted to Nicholas, but please remember that on Stacheforge, there are no beards allowed.
Logic Masons LLC Acquires Stacheforge.com For Undisclosed Sum
MADISON, Wi, April 25, 2011 - Logic Masons LLC of Madison, WI announced today that it has agreed to acquire Stacheforge.com, the world's leading online mustache gallery, for an undisclosed sum of cash and stock options. Following the acquisition, Logic Masons will assume complete editorial control over Stacheforge.
The acquisition combines one of the largest and fastest growing online mustache destinations with Logic Mason's expertise in developing web properties for maximum exposure and monetization. The new leadership will focus on growing the Stacheforge brand, bringing Stacheforge to new markets, and being generally stachetastic.
"Stacheforge.com has grown into the number-one website for men with sweet, sweet lipcovers" said Logic Masons in a statement early Monday afternoon. "Stacheforge will complement our mission to feature mustaches that are worthy of public attention."
The value of the acquisition was not released, but some analysts estimate that it could be as high as $5-$6 million in combined stock and cash. Stacheforge.com joins a growing family of web properties controlled by Logic Masons.
Former editor-in-chief Nicholas Keene will stay on at Stacheforge, continuing to be the public face of the website. Comments and questions can be submitted to Nicholas, but please remember that on Stacheforge, there are no beards allowed.
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
Bodystache
Some readers will be familiar with this example of a bodystache, but now there is a new bodystache champion. Stacheforge endorses both of these as legitimate mustaches: they meet on the upper lip, and join neither the sideburns nor under the chin. This is the first time, however, that anyone at Stacheforge has seen a mustache that grows below the knees.
Sunday, March 27, 2011
Jerry Begel, Oak Park, Michigan
We here at Stacheforge approve of the pact, no matter how it was conceived, because it caused Jerry's beard to turn into Jerry's mustache. Sure, his beard was okay for a beard, but like the statue David emerging from a block of Michelangelo's marble, Jerry's awe-inspiring bright-white lipfrost emerged from the beard. Marshall's traded in a substantial facial drape for a much more refined and understated mouthliner, each of which have been meticulously sculpted and look great. Remember, the worth of a mustache is not counted in whiskers.
Jerry and Marshall join the ranks of other great men who have worn this distinctive style of facial hair, including John Waters, Vincent Price, Prince, Wayne Newton, and Sean Penn.
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
Paul Soglin, Madison, WI
Nice stache, Paul! Mr. Soglin is running for mayor of Madison, Wisconsin. Paul was also mayor of Madison from 1973-79, then again from 1989-97. He
Wow, if Stacheforge has its facts straight, that mustache has been hanging out for a long time. If mustaches are
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Friday, March 11, 2011
Otto Von Kenzie, Portland, Maine

Nice stache, (ahem) Otto! In the cold, wet winters they have up in Maine, sometimes a man needs help with the medical condition commonly known as "shivery lip". Like many real men, Otto treats that illness with a medicine commonly known as "a totally sweet mustache". He describes it as a "delta" shaped mustache, but we here at Stacheforge simply describe it as fantastic.
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