Markus Matei and Todd Steinhauer, Napa Valley, CA

Nice stache, Markus! Nice stache, Todd! These two suave gentlemen show how different styles of mustaches compliment different styles of fashion.

Markus, on the left, is a German working as a production assistant on the set of a reality television show out there in Napa Valley, where this picture was taken. His mustache goes well with his pressed shirt and fancy pocket pen.

Todd, on the right, is an audio engineer for the same reality television show. His trucker-style mustache matches that special vest, which is reportedly specially built to hold the various audio equipment used in that line of work.

Note how the mustaches even seem to match the looks on the mens' faces. Also note that both men have sunglasses, which perhaps they offer to bystanders who need to shield their eyes from such brilliant and stunning fuzzy facial features. Great mustaches, guys!

On a final note, Stacheforge acknowledges the woman in the background who is photobombing the picture. Her name is Shannon, and she is the production coordinator on the set. We discourage her from her desperate attempts to appear here on Stacheforge until she grows a mustache of her own, although we share her enthusiasm for these two awesome hairy lips.

Frank Yoshida, Seattle, WA

Nice stache, Frank! That thing right there is one fashionable facial feature. According to Mr. Yoshida, this lip coif lived a short life of only one day, as an intermediate step between an unshaven face and a cleanshaven face. That is a pity, because that is a beauty!

Look how carefully Frank trimmed the whiskers to be so even in length and balanced at each corner of his mouth. Clearly Frank has both hirsuteness of face and the dexterity of scissor, so we hope that someday he will reprise this mouth hat. Stacheforge cannot promote the destruction of mustaches, because we believe that every one has a right to live long upon its lip, free from the fear of razor blades and beards. Nevertheless, the life of some mustaches, like this one, are short but beautiful.

As always send pictures of real men with real mustaches to submit@stacheforge.com.

Brett Baddorf, Madison, WI

Nice stache, Brett! That incredible mustache is a true facial feature. It looks like a whiskery inner-tube is wrapped around Brett's face. It looks like the noseband of a horse bridle. It's the kind of mustache that would sneak out at night, attack and kill other mustaches, then eat them to gain their power. Note the jealousy evident in the face of the clean-shaven unnamed gentleman in this picture.